You know what the truly sad thing is?

This isn't even the stupidest thing that's happened on Valentine's Day over the past two years.

There will be a reckoning.

That is all.

Okay, so I get the situation and all; a bunch of us are suddenly younger and have had weird, dumb stuff done to our memories, stuck in New York thousands of years in the future, blah blah blah blah blah. But seriously, though, trick or treating? Is so lame. There has to be a decent party that doesn't card[deleted] somewhere nearby tonight, right? ( Read more... )

Yesterday, on my plane back to New York, I thought to myself. "Self," I thought, "wouldn't it be nice to just outright move to LA? Let's be practical here. All the awards shows that matter are held out here, this is the mecca of hyperindulgent celebrity culture and that's what pays our salary, and if we did want to pursue that acting thing it'd be ( Read more... )